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Vol 29 Issue 12

Christ Returns to NBA

After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message of universal love and compassion, made His...

Professor Deeply Hurt by Student's Evaluation

Leon Rothberg, Ph.D., a 58-year-old professor of English Literature at Ohio State University, was shocked and saddened Monday after receiving a sub-par mid-semester evaluation from freshman student Chad Berner.

Point Counterpoint: Humidity

By Duracraft Natural Warm Moisture Humidifier, Model DH-901By Edison 25 pt. Dehumidifier, Model DHE25WIs there anything in this world more wonderful than humidity?
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