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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama's College Apartment On The Market

The New York apartment President Barack Obama inhabited while he was a student at Columbia University is available for rent at $1,900 a month. Here are some other pieces of Obama's past you can buy or rent:

  • Box of Playboy magazines filled with notes in the articles' margins—$125
  • Bar napkin on which he plotted out his entire presidency—$340
  • Garter belts from Rocky Horror Frank-N-Furter costume—$3,000
  • First mix tape ever made by Barack, featuring Kool and the Gang, James Taylor—$55,000
  • Hastily scribbled list of pros and cons of dating Michelle Obama—$300,000
  • Birthday card from Weather Underground—$125,000
  • First draft of his iconic 2008 campaign poster bearing the phrase "Positive Expectation" instead of "Hope"—$25,000
  • Complete set of Treasury bonds he created in 2009—$1.4 trillion

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