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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday that, Jesus Christ, just look at how big Houston Texans nose tackle Vince Wilfork is next to the CBS sideline reporter.

Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

After becoming only the third player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in his first nine games, Dallas Cowboys rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott is an early candidate for league MVP. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

In just five seasons, Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein assembled a team that is competing for the franchise’s first World Series title since 1908. Is he any good?

Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.

Strongside/Weakside: Kris Bryant

By leading the Chicago Cubs in hits and home runs en route to their second straight playoff appearance, Kris Bryant has placed himself in the running for the National League MVP. Is he any good?
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Onion Sports’ NFL Week 10 Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week 10 games:

Redskins at Vikings

OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Redskins – If the Redskins were to lose this game 34-27, it would be time to start pointing fingers, but that’s a big if.

Bills at Steelers

OSN’s Pick: Steelers – The Bills find themselves in the middle of yet another NFL season.

Bengals at Ravens

OSN’s Pick: Bengals – The Bengals are really going to miss having Geno Atkins’ massive body while piling on top of Joe Flacco.

Lions at Bears

OSN’s Pick: Bears – Do not go to this game. The Bears will win, but we saw something else in the prediction. Something in the crowd. There’s no time to explain. Just get as far away from Chicago as possible.

Eagles at Packers

OSN’s Pick: Eagles – The Philadelphia secondary is going to be constantly frustrated by Packers quarterback Seneca Wallace, who will not throw passes far enough for interceptions.

Rams at Colts

OSN’s Pick: Colts – The Rams are used to playing in a dome, but not in a loud dome.

Jaguars at Titans

OSN’s Pick: Titans – The Jaguars are the team to beat this season.

Raiders at Giants

OSN’s Pick: Giants – Coming off back-to-back wins over two shitty teams, the Giants will continue their pathetic little resurgence with another hollow victory over the Raiders.

Seahawks at Falcons

OSN’s Pick: Seahawks – Falcons quarterback gets Roddy White back this week, providing the play caller with another dejected face in the huddle.

Panthers at 49ers

OSN’s Pick: Humanity – All it takes is one questionable call, an uncontrollable fit of rage, and that vein popping out of Jim Harbaugh’s forehead bursts, instantaneously killing the coach.

Broncos at Chargers

OSN’s Pick: Broncos – Interim head coach Jack Del Rio will have to prove he is capable of nodding along to whatever Peyton Manning says.

Texans at Cardinals

OSN’s Pick: Cardinals – If the season ended today we wouldn’t have to watch this game.

Cowboys at Saints

OSN’s Pick: Saints – Drew Brees and the Saints must put last week’s loss to the Jets out of their minds and focus on the Jets’ imminent collapse during the second half of the season.

Dolphins at Buccaneers

OSN’s Pick: Dolphins – Could the Richie Incognito–Jonathan Martin story play some part in ESPN’s pregame buildup to this Monday Night Football game? It’s still unclear, but Onion Sports is going out on a limb and predicting it will.

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