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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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People Living On The Moon

NASA recently announced plans to construct a base on the moon's south pole that will be completed by 2024. Here are some of the features its inhabitants will enjoy:

Golden throne so tourists can have their pictures taken as the Moon King

Neil Armstrong statue in front of Neil Armstrong wing of Neil Armstrong Recreation Center

One toilet

Alice Kramden Memorial Domestic Violence Shelter

Precautionary maximum-security prison

One of those slow-opening airlocks where you can initially panic, then tearfully say goodbye to your family right before getting sucked into space

Immigration border fence to keep out Venusians

Hopefully, water

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