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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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People Living On The Moon

NASA recently announced plans to construct a base on the moon's south pole that will be completed by 2024. Here are some of the features its inhabitants will enjoy:

Golden throne so tourists can have their pictures taken as the Moon King

Neil Armstrong statue in front of Neil Armstrong wing of Neil Armstrong Recreation Center

One toilet

Alice Kramden Memorial Domestic Violence Shelter

Precautionary maximum-security prison

One of those slow-opening airlocks where you can initially panic, then tearfully say goodbye to your family right before getting sucked into space

Immigration border fence to keep out Venusians

Hopefully, water

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