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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Police-Recruitment Woes

Across the nation, police departments are struggling to fill their ranks. What is being done to attract new recruits?
Across the nation, police departments are struggling to fill their ranks. What is being done to attract new recruits?

Across the nation, police departments are struggling to fill their ranks. What is being done to attract new recruits?

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