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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Post-Sept. 11 Changes

In the wake of last month's terrorist attacks, a number of books, films, and other products have been altered or shelved. Among the changes:
In the wake of last month's terrorist attacks, a number of books, films, and other products have been altered or shelved. Among the changes:

In the wake of last month's terrorist attacks, a number of books, films, and other products have been altered or shelved. Among the changes:

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