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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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In the wake of two more high-profile shootings, citizens are calling for new, stricter security measures. What does the government plan to do to increase public safety?
In the wake of two more high-profile shootings, citizens are calling for new, stricter security measures. What does the government plan to do to increase public safety?

In the wake of two more high-profile shootings, citizens are calling for new, stricter security measures. What does the government plan to do to increase public safety?

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