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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Queen Elizabeth II Visits U.S.

Queen Elizabeth II of England is visiting the United States for the fifth time in 50 years. What is on her itinerary?

May 3–8: Waving, smiling

May 3, Los Angeles: Managing briefcase No. 19 on Deal or No Deal

May 4, Williamsburg, VA: Collecting 10 years'  worth of tariffs from Colonial Williamsburg

May 5, Orlando, FL: Making diplomatic visit to Cinderella's Castle at Walt Disney World

May 6, Charlotte, NC: Picking up fresh birds for hat

May 7, Washington, DC: Giving body over to George W. Bush during a night of Old Europe–style diplomacy

May 8, New York City: Just relaxing and watching some pay-per-view in her hotel room

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