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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Republican Reaction To Foley Scandal

With their party rocked by the Rep. Mark Foley sexual-harassment scandal, Republicans are using the following strategies to overcome the bad press:

  • Launching ad campaign entitled "Okay, We Goofed"
  • Releasing new, sexually explicit electronic messages that are more rooted in family values
  • Coming out against terrorism
  • Hiring new pages from pool of senior citizens desperate for work
  • Getting out and raising a little money together
  • Revealing how devastatingly handsome the teenage boy was
  • Only getting involved in scandals that don't directly fly in face of party line
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