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Weird, Area Woman Wasn't Harassed Today

Bewildered paralegal Caitlin Levy says that after returning home from work today, it occurred to her that, oddly, at no point during her day was she harassed, leered at, or made to feel humiliated or physically threatened.

‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Rocky Horror At 25

The midnight-movie classic Rocky Horror Picture Show turns 25 this month. How are fans celebrating the milestone?
The midnight-movie classic Rocky Horror Picture Show turns 25 this month. How are fans celebrating the milestone?

The midnight-movie classic Rocky Horror Picture Show turns 25 this month. How are fans celebrating the milestone?

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