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Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

Man Races Against Time To Take Out Trash Bag With Widening Puncture

RIO RANCHO, NM—His pace steadily quickening as he rounded the corner out of his kitchen and made a beeline for the front door, local man Henry Parnasse reportedly found himself locked in a race against time Wednesday morning to take out a trash bag with a widening hole in its side.
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This year has witnessed the opening of a Dr. Seuss theme park in Florida, debut of a Dr. Seuss Broadway musical, and the release of a movie version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Why is the popular children's author suddenly everywhere?
This year has witnessed the opening of a Dr. Seuss theme park in Florida, debut of a Dr. Seuss Broadway musical, and the release of a movie version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Why is the popular children's author suddenly everywhere?

This year has witnessed the opening of a Dr. Seuss theme park in Florida, debut of a Dr. Seuss Broadway musical, and the release of a movie version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Why is the popular children's author suddenly everywhere?