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Sicko Opens This Weekend

Sicko, Michael Moore's documentary attack on the American health care system, opens this weekend. What are some of the film's highlights?

Man in a bunny suit being turned away from the E.R.

GlaxoSmithKline CEO Jean-Pierre Garnier at screen door in pajamas and hair curlers, refusing to be interviewed

That infamous moment when President Bush's aide whispers to Bush that his LDL count is really, really bad

Surgeon General caught on film coughing, sneezing

A brief segment on global warming, just to cover all the bases

Uninsured toddler dumped on Dick Cheney's lawn at 3 a.m.

Waiting room montage set to Robert Palmer's "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"

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