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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Space Shuttle Delay

Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?
Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?

Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?

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