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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Space Shuttle Delay

Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?
Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?

Last week, the scheduled launch of the space shuttle Discovery was aborted two hours before liftoff. What caused the delay?

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