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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was released this month. Here are some of its surprises:

Jay-Z pop-up fist after Beyoncé spread

Actually just a reprint of September's issue of Maxim

Hugo Chavez definitely in background of one photo

Full coverage of baseball's first week of spring training

Special "Guess The Tranny" quiz

Sample of sand that clung to models' chests during shooting

You, the consumer, are the one who is truly naked

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