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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was released this month. Here are some of its surprises:

Jay-Z pop-up fist after Beyoncé spread

Actually just a reprint of September's issue of Maxim

Hugo Chavez definitely in background of one photo

Full coverage of baseball's first week of spring training

Special "Guess The Tranny" quiz

Sample of sand that clung to models' chests during shooting

You, the consumer, are the one who is truly naked

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