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Police Find Super-Sharp Buck Knife

'It's The Kind With A Blade That Locks In Place,' Says Law Enforcement Spokesperson

Warning residents that the blade was “super deadly” and “badass,” city police officials held a press conference Wednesday to announce that they had found a really cool wooden-handled Buck-brand pocketknife on the street.

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Twenty years after its original release, Star Wars is once again a box-office smash. Why is everyone flocking to see Star Wars?
Twenty years after its original release, Star Wars is once again a box-office smash. Why is everyone flocking to see Star Wars?

Twenty years after its original release, Star Wars is once again a box-office smash. Why is everyone flocking to see Star Wars?

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