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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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The Can Spam Act could be signed into law as early as next month. How does Congress plan to reduce unwanted commercial emails?
The Can Spam Act could be signed into law as early as next month. How does Congress plan to reduce unwanted commercial emails?

The Can Spam Act could be signed into law as early as next month. How does Congress plan to reduce unwanted commercial emails?

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