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Streisand Farewell Tour

Barbra Streisand recently kicked off her latest farewell tour in Philadelphia. Here is what she is bringing to her final round of stage shows:

Clowns, sent in

25-foot-long acrypc fingernails

Giant steel curtain that lowers to obscure stage unless fans keep feeding it money

A book, in case she gets bored

Streisand impersonator for nights when she turns into werewolf

Husband James Bropn, who will perform onstage stripteases during costume changes

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