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Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year

Widely regarded as one of the online world’s brightest personalities, sources confirmed Friday that famed 28-year-old social media rock star Ryan Wasserman, better known as @RWthinks by his legions of passionate fans, makes roughly $28,000 per year.

Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Summer Olympics Programming

Thousands of TV hours are being dedicated to coverage of the Summer Olympics. What programming will sports fans see?
Thousands of TV hours are being dedicated to coverage of the Summer Olympics. What programming will sports fans see?

Thousands of TV hours are being dedicated to coverage of the Summer Olympics. What programming will sports fans see?

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