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Sundance Film Festival

The 2007 Sundance Film Festival took place from Jan. 18–28 in Park City, UT. Here were some of the highlights:

Another screening of Little Miss Sunshine, just for good measure

A lot of talk about skiing, meeting up to go skiing

Special midnight Rocky Horror–style showing of Ghosts Of Abu Ghraib with live actors acting along with movie

Dakota Fanning getting hit on by Rob Lowe after screening of Hounddog

Dame Judi Dench getting snowboard lesson

The popcorn—so, so good

Sunday's 9 a.m. church services

Robert Redford seen simultaneously at three different locations

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