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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Billy Blanks' Tae-Bo Workout is currently the top-selling video in the nation. Why is it so popular?
Billy Blanks' Tae-Bo Workout is currently the top-selling video in the nation. Why is it so popular?

Billy Blanks' Tae-Bo Workout is currently the top-selling video in the nation. Why is it so popular?

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