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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Tax Day Celebrated With 'Tea Parties'

On Apr. 15, people held rallies all across the nation to protest exorbitant spending and high taxes. Here are some of the slogans that appeared on their protest signs:

"Rahrr glahhr growwl scragg racker frack."

"Global warming is not in the Constitution!"

"Earl Grey #1!"

"I'm looking forward to the benefits of the stimulus plan, but don't tell anyone here. I could get in trouble."

"Walgreens poster board, 99 cents."

"Oh, I get it. This is like the Boston Tea Party."

"Make love (strictly within the confines of a heterosexual marriage), not debt."

"Everyone calm down!"

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