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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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The Call For A National Intel Chief

Last week, President Bush called for the creation of a national intelligence director. What are some of the director's likely duties.
Last week, President Bush called for the creation of a national intelligence director. What are some of the director's likely duties.

Last week, President Bush called for the creation of a national intelligence director. What are some of the director's likely duties.

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