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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong?

Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake

Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence

Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty

God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it

Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it

Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough

Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations

Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles

Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason

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