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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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The Cowboys Collapse

They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong?

Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake

Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence

Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty

God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it

Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it

Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough

Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations

Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles

Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason

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