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Once confined to the realm of underground rave culture, ecstasy is spreading to Middle America. Why is this mildly psychedelic drug suddenly everywhere?
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Once confined to the realm of underground rave culture, ecstasy is spreading to Middle America. Why is this mildly psychedelic drug suddenly everywhere?

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