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Hoof and mouth disease is a major problem in Europe. What precautions are being taken to prevent the spread of the disease here?
Hoof and mouth disease is a major problem in Europe. What precautions are being taken to prevent the spread of the disease here?

Hoof and mouth disease is a major problem in Europe. What precautions are being taken to prevent the spread of the disease here?

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