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Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.

Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

‘Please Try To Keep It This Way,’ Say Workers

WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.
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The McVeigh Execution

The execution of Oklahoma city bomber Timothy McVeigh, recently set for May 16, is expected to be broadcast via closed-circuit TV to hundreds of the victims' loved ones. What else is being planned for the big event?
The execution of Oklahoma city bomber Timothy McVeigh, recently set for May 16, is expected to be broadcast via closed-circuit TV to hundreds of the victims' loved ones. What else is being planned for the big event?

The execution of Oklahoma city bomber Timothy McVeigh, recently set for May 16, is expected to be broadcast via closed-circuit TV to hundreds of the victims' loved ones. What else is being planned for the big event?

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Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

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WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.

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