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Extreme Storms To Rip Through Godforsaken Midwestern Wasteland

The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Midwest, where a storm system should recede into the distance like any hope of a stable economic future; a tornado bears down on a podunk, backwater hick town; and field reporter Matt Jennings is live from God knows where.

How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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The New Monday Night Football

ABC's Monday Night Football went through a major off-season shakeup, adding comedian Dennis Miller to the announcer's booth. What are the viewer's reactions to the revamped program?
ABC's Monday Night Football went through a major off-season shakeup, adding comedian Dennis Miller to the announcer's booth. What are the viewer's reactions to the revamped program?

ABC's Monday Night Football went through a major off-season shakeup, adding comedian Dennis Miller to the announcer's booth. What are the viewer's reactions to the revamped program?

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