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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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From Varsity Blues to She's All That to Cruel Intentions, teen movies are dominating American multiplexes these days. Why are they so popular?
From Varsity Blues to She's All That to Cruel Intentions, teen movies are dominating American multiplexes these days. Why are they so popular?

From Varsity Blues to She's All That to Cruel Intentions, teen movies are dominating American multiplexes these days. Why are they so popular?

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