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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Last week, the NRA unveiled plans for NRA SportsBlast, a theme restaurant in New York City's Time Square. What are some of the eatery's features?
Last week, the NRA unveiled plans for NRA SportsBlast, a theme restaurant in New York City's Time Square. What are some of the eatery's features?

Last week, the NRA unveiled plans for NRA SportsBlast, a theme restaurant in New York City's Time Square. What are some of the eatery's features?

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