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- Destroy America’s financial, manufacturing, and healthcare sectors, limiting the amount of reasons to ever come in
- Place one traffic cone right in front of the existing border fence
- Impeach President Barack Obama
- On the Mexico side of the border, have a film projector constantly showing what daily life in Texas is like
- One 700-foot-tall border agent
- Optimize your border security by encrypting your VPN with a WPA2 security code and segmenting your networks according to ISA IEC 62443 standards
- Spikes or something?
- Nothing a little drone action can’t solve
- Give immigrants a flat-out honest explanation of the kind of racism and xenophobia they can expect if they cross over