DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.
- Destroy America’s financial, manufacturing, and healthcare sectors, limiting the amount of reasons to ever come in
- Place one traffic cone right in front of the existing border fence
- Impeach President Barack Obama
- On the Mexico side of the border, have a film projector constantly showing what daily life in Texas is like
- One 700-foot-tall border agent
- Optimize your border security by encrypting your VPN with a WPA2 security code and segmenting your networks according to ISA IEC 62443 standards
- Spikes or something?
- Nothing a little drone action can’t solve
- Give immigrants a flat-out honest explanation of the kind of racism and xenophobia they can expect if they cross over