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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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The Presidency In The Year 2007

With multiple resignations and the loss of the Republican majority in Congress, many of President Bush's accomplishments failed to make the news. Here are some of the high points of this year in the Bush administration:

Feb. 10—Left a crowd outside a batting cage in Baltimore feeling proud to be Americans

March 5—Received his 30-day chip from Alcoholics Anonymous

April 8—Hid Easter eggs so effectively that no child could find them

April 15—Donated $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund by ticking box on tax return

June 16—Finally finished fixing up that old '67 Chevy that had been on blocks on the White House front lawn

Aug. 14—Said "Ahmadinejad" correctly without looking at palm

Sept. 14—Bagged lunch, which helped knock $65 off of $9 trillion debt

Oct. 1—Worked so hard all day, didn't realize it was 5:15 p.m.

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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

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