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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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The Return of Michael Jordan

Ending months of speculation, Michael Jordan announced last week that he is returning to the NBA. How are Americans reacting to the news?
Ending months of speculation, Michael Jordan announced last week that he is returning to the NBA. How are Americans reacting to the news?

Ending months of speculation, Michael Jordan announced last week that he is returning to the NBA. How are Americans reacting to the news?

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