The Troubled Life of Amy Winehouse

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The Troubled Life of Amy Winehouse

Friends and family have been in the news recently urging British pop singer Amy Winehouse to quit using drugs, saying that she has a problem. What have the warning signs been?

Follow-up single to "Rehab" was "Big Fat Lid of Black Tar Heroin"

Beehive hairdo occasionally drops baggies, spoons, poppy plantations

Always in good mood or bad mood

Keith Richards seen leaving her flat looking defeated

Constantly screams "God, I love taking drugs!"

Before a show at the Hammersmith Apollo in London, Winehouse refused to go on until the stage had been cleared of all the four-headed snakes and ghosts of her ancestors

Her music thus far is pretty cool

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