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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Timeline Of The War On Terror

  • 0 AD–September 11, 2001: Everything fine
  • September 11, 2001: September 11, 2001
  • September 12, 2001: A determined George W. Bush responds to the Sept. 11 attacks by swiftly promising two failed wars, a nearly 10-year manhunt for the man responsible, and a devastating economic downturn
  • May 2004: World leaders meet to discuss moral ramifications of drone warfare, decide it’s fine
  • March 2005: Parker Brothers releases popular War On Terror–themed board game ‘Insurgency!’
  • June 2006: U.S. Army aborts poorly worded Operation Making Freedom Happen
  • August 2006: Charlotte, NC financial analyst Omar Abbas receives his 500,000th suspicious glance
  • December 2008: Laid-back Osama bin Laden delivers latest terrorist threat in jeans
  • June 2010: Army Special Forces manage to corner Terror in a safe house in Afghanistan but it escapes alive
  • May 2, 2011: Osama bin Laden is killed, and The Onion plans to release the photo of his dead body in 20 minutes. Come on back then.
  • May 2013: Approximately 12 people feel safe
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