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San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

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Tips For First Date Conversation

  • Facilitate small talk by making sure all of your scars are clearly visible.
  • One way to prevent unwanted lags in conversation is to fill out an index card with fun topics in advance and tape it to your date’s forehead for reference.
  • Try not to talk about your own past relationships unless your date brings up John Cena first.
  • Listening is just as important as talking. Really pay attention to what they are saying so you can spot the perfect jumping-off point for a more interesting anecdote of your own.
  • If all else fails, you can always forge common ground by mocking everyone else on a date at the surrounding tables.

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