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How To Start A Community Garden

A community gardening project is a good way to spur neighborhood involvement, but it requires careful planning and logistics. Here are The Onion’s tips for starting a community garden:

Tips For Writing A Research Paper

Students at every level of the education system are required to write the occasional research paper, and some might wonder where to begin. The Onion provides some tips for writing a stellar paper:

Home Repair Tips

When projects need to be completed around the house, calling contractors can be expensive. Here are The Onion’s tips for do-it-yourself home repairs:

Tips For Hotel Etiquette

Staying in a hotel can be a fun and luxurious experience, but it requires consideration of the guests around you. The Onion presents its guide to hotel etiquette:

How To Throw The Perfect Surprise Party

A surprise party is a nice gesture for a friend or family member, but pulling one off requires careful planning and commitment. Here are The Onion’s tips for throwing a surprise party:
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Tips For Getting Over The Flu

Flu season is in full swing with at least 25 states reporting widespread cases of the illness. Here are The Onion’s tips for beating the flu:

  • Be between the ages of 2 and 79
  • To prevent yourself from becoming sicker, avoid contact with any and all microscopic organisms
  • Ensure plenty of rest by getting hit by a truck and falling into a deep coma
  • Keep yourself hydrated by drinking plenty of bodily fluids
  • Put on a brave face for the children
  • Decongest your sinuses by standing over a steaming manhole cover
  • Extract powerful flu-fighting antioxidants from fruits and berries by employing separation technology to make a serum, submitting the resulting serum to an adsorption process, and using ethanol or acetate to remove and collect the adsorbed antioxidants from the serum resin
  • Dwell on your symptoms long enough and you’ll slowly convince yourself it’s syphilis
  • For God’s sake, just keep living
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