Donald Trump’s aides have confirmed that the Republican presidential nominee will not release his tax returns despite numerous public calls for him to honor the expectation of transparency for presidential hopefuls. Here are some of the potentially damning contents that Trump prefers not to release to the public
- Throw in a few extra brushing sessions on top of the required 25 per day.
- Double your daily calorie intake to expand the width of your lap.
- You don’t need a special occasion to treat them to an empty cardboard box in the middle of the week!
- Indulge your pet by setting aside an area of the house that’s just for him, such as your bed or laptop keyboard.
- Give your cat an extra-special treat by devoting an entire day to leaving him alone.