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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Tips For Spoiling Your Cat

  • Throw in a few extra brushing sessions on top of the required 25 per day.
  • Double your daily calorie intake to expand the width of your lap.
  • You don’t need a special occasion to treat them to an empty cardboard box in the middle of the week!
  • Indulge your pet by setting aside an area of the house that’s just for him, such as your bed or laptop keyboard.
  • Give your cat an extra-special treat by devoting an entire day to leaving him alone.


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