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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
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Top Advantages Of Ditching Cable

  • Approximately 45 square feet of coffee table space now freed of various remote controls
  • Cable company will no longer have 24-7 access to a live feed of your apartment
  • The house will weigh slightly less, if that’s something you’re concerned about
  • Warm parting embrace from cable guy as he disconnects your service for good
  • Fleeting satisfaction of keeping up with the times until the next form of groundbreaking multimedia emerges

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