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Top Advantages Of Ditching Cable

  • Approximately 45 square feet of coffee table space now freed of various remote controls
  • Cable company will no longer have 24-7 access to a live feed of your apartment
  • The house will weigh slightly less, if that’s something you’re concerned about
  • Warm parting embrace from cable guy as he disconnects your service for good
  • Fleeting satisfaction of keeping up with the times until the next form of groundbreaking multimedia emerges

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