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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Top Movies Of 2012

  • Men In Black 3: The third installment in the popular franchise answers the question “What would happen if there was a third Men In Black movie?”
  • What To Expect When You’re Expecting: Cameron Diaz discovers the cat feces responsible for her toxoplasmosis
  • The Grey: Liam Neeson will stop at nothing to survive in his latest movie where he does that
  • Zero Dark Thirty: This critically acclaimed movie was stuck in development for more than a decade until the military could kill or capture Osama bin Laden
  • Gravitas: Sir Ian McKellen gravely intones about a dark wind coming while riding on horseback for 112 minutes
  • Ted: Seth McFarlane’s debut feature earned the highest possible rating of five stars from the National Brothers-In-Law Motion Picture Review Board
  • Molly Ogden’s 1989 Kindergarten Choir Performance In 3D: The 14-minute camcorder classic, which features a disinterested young Molly yawning her way through Peabody Elementary’s Winter Concert, wowed audiences nationwide in eye-popping IMAX 3D
  • The Amazing Spider-Man: A movie that was released between The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises

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