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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Following Janet Jackson's Super Bowl halftime stunt, the FCC has vowed to take a more aggressive stand against indecency. What other recent broadcast events merit scrutiny?
Following Janet Jackson's Super Bowl halftime stunt, the FCC has vowed to take a more aggressive stand against indecency. What other recent broadcast events merit scrutiny?

Following Janet Jackson's Super Bowl halftime stunt, the FCC has vowed to take a more aggressive stand against indecency. What other recent broadcast events merit scrutiny?

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