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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Vikings vs. Lions

This battle between two perennial underperformers, Detroit and Minnesota, has all the makings of an epic disappointment. What does each team need to do to win?

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