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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Virgin Unveils New Spaceship

Virgin Galactic, the space tourism venture run by Richard Branson, unveiled its new commercial sub-orbital spacecraft, the SpaceShip Two. Here are some of the features that can be found on the vessel:

Souvenir space helmets that emulate the look of Richard Branson's hair

Complimentary Yukon Gold potato chips

Everything an airplane has but with the word "space" in front of it

Ticker reading Branson's current net worth

Deluxe Tempur-Pedic mattresses, the space-age foam developed by NASA

Awesome robot sex

A "What To Do If You Accidentally Get Shot Into Space" safety video

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