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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Virgin Unveils New Spaceship

Virgin Galactic, the space tourism venture run by Richard Branson, unveiled its new commercial sub-orbital spacecraft, the SpaceShip Two. Here are some of the features that can be found on the vessel:

Souvenir space helmets that emulate the look of Richard Branson's hair

Complimentary Yukon Gold potato chips

Everything an airplane has but with the word "space" in front of it

Ticker reading Branson's current net worth

Deluxe Tempur-Pedic mattresses, the space-age foam developed by NASA

Awesome robot sex

A "What To Do If You Accidentally Get Shot Into Space" safety video

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