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Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.

Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

‘Please Try To Keep It This Way,’ Say Workers

WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.
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Last week, the President's Summit for America's Future met to recruit a national army of volunteers. What are the most popular ways for Americans to serve their community?
Last week, the President's Summit for America's Future met to recruit a national army of volunteers. What are the most popular ways for Americans to serve their community?

Last week, the President's Summit for America's Future met to recruit a national army of volunteers. What are the most popular ways for Americans to serve their community?

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Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

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WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.

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