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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Who Is California Chrome?

Legal Name: Zachary Nelson

Wingspan: 73”

Species: A horse

Pre-Race Ritual: Lasix, warm-up jog, butazolidin, xylazine, bath, etorphine, post parade

Lifelong Aspiration: To kill small man on back

Biggest Secret: Slowly growing hairline fracture

Number Of Lost College Funds Responsible For: 988

Secret Weapon: Nasal strip that allows him to breathe

Awareness Of Any Of This: None whatsoever

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