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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Who Is California Chrome?

Legal Name: Zachary Nelson

Wingspan: 73”

Species: A horse

Pre-Race Ritual: Lasix, warm-up jog, butazolidin, xylazine, bath, etorphine, post parade

Lifelong Aspiration: To kill small man on back

Biggest Secret: Slowly growing hairline fracture

Number Of Lost College Funds Responsible For: 988

Secret Weapon: Nasal strip that allows him to breathe

Awareness Of Any Of This: None whatsoever

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