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GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Fed up with an increasing workload and problems with his coworkers at CLG Software, project coordinator William Garsten reportedly took a list of grievances Wednesday to supervisor Todd Watkins, a middle manager utterly powerless to...

Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.

Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and applause, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly began her address to the Democratic National Convention by exhaling audibly and remarking that she would never get the past eight years of her life back.

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Who Will Be Obama's Running Mate?

Speculation is rampant about who Sen. Barack Obama will choose as his vice-presidential candidate. Here are the top contenders:

Sen. John Tester (D-MT): The story about how he lost three fingers to a meat grinder sure to be a hit at state dinners

Kathleen Sebelius: White voters expected to respond favorably to her white skin

One of Oprah Winfrey's wellness experts that has military experience

Change: Opting for the concept rather than an actual person will really drive the point home

David Duke: Could help Obama win over racists, a demographic among which he has polled very poorly

John McCain's first wife Carol

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