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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Who Will Be Obama's Running Mate?

Speculation is rampant about who Sen. Barack Obama will choose as his vice-presidential candidate. Here are the top contenders:

Sen. John Tester (D-MT): The story about how he lost three fingers to a meat grinder sure to be a hit at state dinners

Kathleen Sebelius: White voters expected to respond favorably to her white skin

One of Oprah Winfrey's wellness experts that has military experience

Change: Opting for the concept rather than an actual person will really drive the point home

David Duke: Could help Obama win over racists, a demographic among which he has polled very poorly

John McCain's first wife Carol

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