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Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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  • Malachy O'Halloran: Dorchester, MA retired ironworker, bar regular, and professional Irish American
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