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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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Why The Cavaliers Lost

It seemed like the world wanted a LeBron-Kobe finals, but the Magic sent the Cavs home after six games. Here's why:

Team chemistry somewhat disrupted by LeBron James practicing in Knicks warm-ups

After the Cavs missed their first shot in Game 1, Coach Mike Brown just shook his head and left the arena

To avoid getting into foul trouble, many key players left games in the second quarter

At one point, LeBron passed the ball to a man named Tarence Kinsey

Flurry of ill-advised, off-balance jump shots didn't pay off as intended

Wally Szczerbiak broke the "Wally Szczerbiak doesn't get to shoot" rule

Thought America would just vote them into the championship round

After years of remarkable good luck fielding many successful sports franchises, karma finally caught up to the city of Cleveland

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