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Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear

PESHTIGO, WI—After a lifetime of assiduously avoiding the use of foul language, Helen Chernak, 59, is finally learning to swear, her delighted offspring reported Monday.

Parents Of Crying Child Must Not Be Any Good

WOODBURY, MN—Noting how the pair’s failure to promptly resolve the situation was a clear indication of their inability to raise or care for another human being, sources confirmed Friday that the parents of a crying infant must not be any good.

A Look At The Class Of 2020

This year’s incoming college freshmen will comprise the graduating class of 2020, with the majority of them born in 1998. Here are some facts and figures about these students and their worldview:

‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run
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Occupying the top three spots on The New York Times bestseller list and boasting more than five million copies in print, the Harry Potter books aare the biggest literary sensation in years. Why is this children's fantasy series so popular w
Occupying the top three spots on The New York Times bestseller list and boasting more than five million copies in print, the Harry Potter books aare the biggest literary sensation in years. Why is this children's fantasy series so popular w

Occupying the top three spots on The New York Times bestseller list and boasting more than five million copies in print, the Harry Potter books aare the biggest literary sensation in years. Why is this children's fantasy series so popular with readers of all ages?

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