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Whole Foods CEO Under Inquiry

John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods, is currently being investigated for anonymously posting to Yahoo investment groups about Wild Oats, which his...
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Workplace Productivity Falling

American workplace productivity is slumping, resulting in inflation fears. What is the cause of the productivity dip?

Fantasy baseball teams can't manage themselves

Personal vendetta against Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

Nationwide crippling fear of success

Recent hiring of 86.8 million lazy fuckoffs

Proliferation of bulleted satirical online office humor

Post-lunch realization that life is nothing more than the inevitable march toward death

Muffins in the break room

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