2007 Horoscopes

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Vol 42 Issue 51

New Year's Resolutions

Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?
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2007 Horoscopes

  • Aries

    Aries

    You will be reunited with a long-lost love as soon as the last of the snow melts away in March.
  • Taurus

    Taurus

    After years of wandering purposefully through life, a chance encounter this April will at last restore your faith in mere coincidences.
  • Gemini

    Gemini

    As upset as you'll be over breaking your New Year's resolution, it will ultimately pale in comparison to how friends and family members of your victims will feel.
  • Cancer

    Cancer

    2007 might finally be the year when you take your life into your own hands and begin doing something proactive about your future. Keep checking back here to see if that's indeed the case.
  • Leo

    Leo

    July will see the arrival of an entirely new member of the family thanks to the ruthless progression of your great aunt's Alzheimer's disease.
  • Virgo

    Virgo

    The next six months will be a time of great inner growth for you—but then any certified oncologist could have told you that.
  • Libra

    Libra

    Learn to focus on the positives this year, instead of just dwelling on January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio

    This year will mark the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, so there's really little point in speculating what it will hold for you.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius

    Travel will be at the top of your list in 2007, as you desperately bounce from one heart specialist to the next in hopes of some sort of treatment.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn

    Marriage will feature prominently in your life during the first half of 2007, while hope and an opportune flight of stairs will feature prominently in your life during the second half.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius

    All your questions about the coming year will be answered moments after the purchase of a 2007 desk calendar.
  • Pisces

    Pisces

    The New Year will start out with a bang for you. Unfortunately, it will also end with a bang for you.
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